Motivation

Motivation

Motivation is a tricky thing. I started Weight Watchers online under their Flex Points plan back in May of 2005. Tracking food intake was new to me and...

Badassery!

Badassery!

Well, hello there. It’s been awhile. Happy New Year. My last post was at the end of April last year when I was pretty pissed off about gaining back...

Disneyland for Fat People

Disneyland for Fat People

Note: I wrote this in October, 2014 but forgot to publish it.  Since I am not yet the badass I had hoped to have become, I am still having to live life...

F.A.I.L

F.A.I.L

10 months later. Back up to 355 lbs and hardly badass at all. Well, maybe that’s not true. I’m freakishly strong. That’s pretty badass....

Yo.

Yo.

Ok, let’s just get it out there – I suck. I’d lost more than 40 pounds when I last posted in March, but now I’m back up another...

The Indignities of the Gym

The Indignities of the Gym

Spin class has just finished, and you’re on the gym mats rolling out your calves, iliacus, and piriformis as your trustry trainer has insisted you...

Becoming A Warrior – Step 1

Becoming A Warrior – Step 1

Last year I decided to build a home gym in my basement. That story in itself is actually kind of epic, so I’ll save that for later. But today I have...

Sarah Connor Me vs FatAss Me

Sarah Connor Me vs FatAss Me

I’m going to be completely honest here. I have serious issues with food. Now, you may be thinking, “Duh – obviously all fatasses have...

2014

2014

I guess it’s time for a progress update, eh? I’m still very much a fatass, but I wasn’t exactly expecting to lose 200lbs in four months....

Spin

Spin

“Have you ever considered trying a spin class?” my trainer asks me casually. HA. Of course I’ve never considered trying a spin class....